1. Your baby simulator (enter name here 😉) has been activated for 2pm on Friday afternoon - Sunday at 6pm.
2. This infant shall be treated like a REAL BABY. Other than actual bathing, you will be required to complete many caring behaviors which we have reviewed in class. 👶
3. This blog is for you to share your thoughts, experiences and concerns over your weekend with an infant. You are to post a minimum of 6 comments throughout your weekend. If you are partnered that is a minimum of 12 posts. 😇
4. Posts should be free from inappropriate language and crude comments. We are simulating a mature experience and need to post with mature thoughts and comments. 🙀
5. Baby simulator check-in will be on TUESDAY MORNING from 7:00am -7:40am. I will meet you in the NEW GYM LOBBY and collect all of your baby items ... 💖
6. Diaper bag contents: diaper (green), bottle, green onesie, duck onesie, fleece onesie, blanket, care card 👜
7. Baby leaves and returns to school in: blue or pink outfit (gender specific), diaper (yellow).👍
8. Baby leaves and returns to school STRAPPED IN CAR SEAT with CAR SEAT BASE ATTACHED. 🚗
9. If a problem arises either post on here or email me at kharvey@egsd.net. 💬
10. See you on Tuesday morning... 😜. Mrs. Harvey
hate this baby!! it just whimpered for more than half an hour and i have changed its diaper twice already.
ReplyDeleteDid you rock it or lay it down on it's back?
ReplyDeleterocked it in the seat thingy (not the car-seat) i don't really know what I did.
Deletedoes laying it on its back help?
this baby drinks every 30 minutes! so annoying
ReplyDeletethe baby is always drinking, try it first every time. it drank twice in 5 minutes
ReplyDeleteFeed it until it coos. It may take up to 45 minutes to feed....JUST LIKE A REAL BABY!! As for your posts....let's try to spin them a little more positive please!!!
ReplyDeletedrinking again...all this baby does is drink
ReplyDeleteI'm literally freaking out, my baby didn't cry until 3 in the morning and I tried putting my ID in every single place and it didn't work. I swear I was helping it, I took pictures to prove I wasn't neglecting it. So I tried the neck one and I think it worked cause it just went dead silent. But when I tried a bottle no sound came out so I just changed it.
ReplyDeletetoday has been good. I have fed it and changed it only once. bizmo has been a good kid
ReplyDeleteThe baby had made three noises in the hour I have had it. I am loving life right now. No crying.
ReplyDeleteBaby hasn't cried for a while. I hope this means I'm doing something right.
ReplyDeleteThese are Jakii Anderson's Blog Entries (I have to submit them in for her because she doesn't have a computer.)
ReplyDelete1. (10/11 - 3:32 pm) All seems quiet...is this thing even on?
2. (10/11 - 9:22 pm) My baby cried consecutively 3 times, each about a minute apart. It's gonna be a long night.
3. (10/12 - 4:00 am) I just took care of the baby for 40 minutes. I should be sleeping right now...
4. (10/12 - 7:31 am) I usually sleep in on Saturday morning...not today.
5. (10/12 - 12:01 pm) The baby is actually being quiet! So happy right now.
6. (10/12 - 3:07pm) I only have a little while left with the baby, and then I give it to my partner. Longest two days of my life.
10/12 - 6:04pm First cry. I had no idea what to do and was really just freaking out the entire time. Gosh, it's scary when you have no idea what to do. Well, she did finally quiet down, which makes me very happy! I really hope she just sleeps for a good hour or two.
ReplyDeleteAt first it was hard to figure out what the baby needed when it cried, but after a while it got easier
ReplyDeleteBaby has finally started crying again. It has been a few hours. Time to start parenting again
ReplyDelete10/12 - 8:37 It cried, I changed it diaper. A minute later, it cried some more. I feed it. For about 15 minutes. It cried some more, I began to pat it's back so it could burp. Lasted 5 minutes. Now it's quiet. I'm already tired.
ReplyDeleteMy baby cried at 3:30 this morning. I had to feed him for 25 minutes. I'm hoping tonight and tomorrow morning will be better
ReplyDeleteIt's 1:30 and DJ has finally gone to sleep. Now I hope I can do the same before he wakes up and starts crying
ReplyDeleteIt's finally Sunday. I'm hoping DJ will keep the crying to a minimum today
ReplyDeletethe baby cries every hour and its loud
ReplyDeleteit woke me up 3 times last night
ReplyDeleteit was abused at the football game
ReplyDeleteim a horrible parent
ReplyDeletei try everything and it still cries, but then i pat its back once and it stopped
ReplyDeletei got no sleep last night
ReplyDeleteI was up last night a 1, 5, 545, and 7... so I lost like four hours of sleep.....
ReplyDeleteI was in the shower and it cried and when I tried helping it, nothing worked, and it stopped crying after a minute. So I finished showering and it cried again.....
ReplyDeleteIt's 2:23 and Today has been a good day. DJ has only cried a handful of times.
ReplyDeleteThe baby woke me up at 1 in the morning, then again at 5:30 and again at 7. I am so tired right now.
ReplyDeleteLately, it's been crying like crazy, giving me only a few minutes between each cry.
ReplyDeleteI've been so tired lately. This baby was a lot of work!
ReplyDeleteAnd...I'm glad it's over. Just saying, I never want kids.
ReplyDeleteIt's finally 6:00. This last hour has been the longest hour of my life
ReplyDeleteThe baby cried 6 times when I was sleeping and it was so hard trying to go back to sleep after it woke me up
ReplyDeleteIt's so hard trying to drive somewhere with the baby in the car because you never know if the baby's going to cry while you're driving
ReplyDeleteYesterday I went to the mall with the baby and I got a bunch of disapproving looks. I now know what a teen mom has to deal with
ReplyDeleteBefore this weekend I didn't realize how long it actually takes to feed a baby. Half an hour can seem like forever
ReplyDeleteTaking care of a fake baby for the weekend was hard enough. I don't know how real parents do it.
ReplyDeletethe baby drank for 40 minutes I coudn't feel my arm
ReplyDeleteI babysit a lot and this was much harder
ReplyDeleteI had to change the baby's diaper twice at the football game...
ReplyDeleteit woke me up 5 times throughout the night
ReplyDeletepeople abused my baby at the football game
ReplyDeleteI hated this project I was contemplating killing the kid and at one point we thought the baby died
ReplyDeleteFor the first few hours, the baby did not cry and it was easy to change the baby's clothing.
ReplyDeleteThan once it became about 10 o'clock at night, the flood gates opened up. I had to feed the baby 3 times, each session ten minutes long, and than I had to burp and change the baby twice.
ReplyDeleteAlso, it cried three times at 1:30 in the morning in span of five minutes. This was the worst part because it got so loud that my parents were woken up.
ReplyDeleteThe most difficult part of the project was the fact that it would cry and cry and than would not stop, even if you did what it wanted. I would feed it and than a minute later, it would cry again to be fed.
ReplyDeleteAlso, my baby would be quiet for hours and than all of a sudden it would cry every two minutes for ten minutes. I feel like that is a flaw in the system.
ReplyDeleteI am not having children. This project drained me physically and mentally. I think I got 7 hours of sleep over 2 days.
ReplyDeleteMy baby is still crying and needing its diaper changes on Monday. I am hoping that it shuts off at 6 PM. After two nights of crying, I am spent.
ReplyDelete1.) 5pm Saturday - Slim just cried for the first time. I think that was the most obnoxious thing I've ever heard.
ReplyDelete2.) 730pm Saturday - My baby woke up again and is now wailing its eyes out. I can't believe I've only had this kid for two hours.
3.) 1030pm Saturday - Here we go again. Slim just downed the bottle for a solid 30 minutes. I think my arms are about to fall off my body.
4.) 130am Sunday - I just woke up to the sound of my screaming baby. Not only did this kid need a diaper change, he needed to be feed once more for a good 20 minutes.
5.) 530am Sunday - Not again. Babies can sure soil themselves pretty quick
6.) 8am Sunday - Alright, I'm up. A crying Slim has now woken up three times during the night and I can honestly say I'm not having a child for a while.
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ReplyDelete1. Friday 5:00 pm My baby Slim started to cry and It was because she needed a diaper change. Her cry was so loud that it made me anxious.
ReplyDelete2. Friday 7:30 pm Slim cried to eat and then I had to burb her which took 40 minutes
3. Friday 9:00 pm Slim woke up and it didnt want a bottle or a diaper change! She wanted to be rocked for 40 minutes. I am so tired!
4. Friday 10:00 pm Slim woke up for a diaper change and went back to sleep
5. Saturday 3:30 am Slim woke up for a 45 minute feeding , plus a burpng.
6. Saturday 8:00 am Slim woke up feeding which took 30 minutes and she did not burp. I have decided that kids are way too much work!
10/25 at 2:44pm Got home with it and everything is going fine so far... I'm scared for when it will cry to be honest ;-; I think I'll be really scared and shocked and not know what to do when it cries. I'm staying up all night so that I won't be angry if it cries in the middle of the night and I have to get up so that won't be a problem hopefully. Any tips on when it cries though? D: Wish me luck!
ReplyDeleteOh it has been sleeping since I have gotten home by the way. I have been practicing how I hold the baby and support the head so I don't mess up accidently when it cries. Just telling you now. I will update later.
ReplyDeleteHikarume has been breathing (I assume sleeping) for about 2 hours now and I need to go outside. Going to hold the baby i need to get the mail because no one else in the house will get up off their butts to do it. Come on little on we're going on a trip outdoors :D Ugh if it starts crying once I get outside I'm just going to sit down and cry along with it ;-;
ReplyDelete10/25 4:49 Just started crying. I flipped out, and tried rocking it and burping it until I realized that I needed to do the ID thing. If it cried longer than necessary, it's because the ID wouldn't work on the chest one and I had to do the lower one. Let me tell you. I was flipping out so much it scared me and I finally changed it's diaper and it stopped immediately. Although, within 5 minutes it started crying again and I forgot about the ID thing again and when I rememered about it rushed to do it and gave it the bottle while rocking it. It drank for like 15 minutes....My poor left arm is numb. It just stopped and it is now 5:15... Make it quiet for another few hours now okay? ;-;
ReplyDelete10/25 5:40 Started crying AGAIN and I remembered and did the ID as soon as I heard it start up and then it beeped and crying full freaking blast in my ear. I trying rocking it and burping it and my mom heard me screaming at it in frustration and came in and changed it position and burped it. I am literally shaking it is so frustrating
ReplyDelete10/25 5:55pm whimpering for ages now. Been patting its back for a very long time now and it won't quiet down. I tried rocking it but the cries grew louder when I did that so now I'm still trying to burp it but it wont work it keeps whimpering. My partner won't pick up his phone and my mom isn't home to help me. Please make it shut up :(
ReplyDelete6:22 pm Tried everything the care card suggested and its still whimpering. I'm really frustrated at this point. Harvey please shut the thing up
ReplyDelete10/25 6:30pm Finally stopped whimpering after an hour of patting it on the back it made a happy noise and now its breathing, hopefully sleeping for a very long long long long long long time I hate this project so much I hope you know that ;-;
ReplyDelete10/25 7:04pm It isn't making any noise whatsoever and I did everything right! I gave her the bottle and she drank it for like 5 minutes and then she fell asleep and then she woke up and started whimpering so I burped her and she burped within 3 minutes. Made me very happy. I would be happier though if I heard it breathing, because now it's not making any noise at all... I didn't kill it did I? O.O
ReplyDelete10/26 3:34am woke me up while screaming and I didn't even realize I fell asleep! Frustrated and only a few more hours to goil the handoff.Please just some more quiet time is all I ask for
ReplyDelete10/26 12am Baby went off with my partner for the remainder time and baby didn't give me too much trouble this morning. The crying was easily stopped and so was the whimpering. So glad to be rid of it. Good Luck, Ryan xD
ReplyDeleteWhen I first got the baby it cried. I had to change its' diaper twice for it to register.
ReplyDeleteThe baby woke me up in the middle of the night at least four times. I'm like the living dead today.
ReplyDeleteAt first I was nervous to pick up the baby because I didn't want its' neck to snap. But after awhile I became more confident with picking him up.
ReplyDeleteWhen the baby is eating in the middle of the night it seems a lot longer than it actually is.
ReplyDeleteThe burping confused me because no matter what I did it wouldn't stop crying. The first night it woke me up at 1:00am and I wanted to cry along with it.
ReplyDeleteSix o'clock!!!! I don't think I've ever been happier in my life. This project has only enforced my decision that I don't want to have kids!!
ReplyDeletehi mrs harvey blogging as u wished
ReplyDeleteit was up all night
ReplyDeleteonce it started crying it wasn't hard to get it to stop
ReplyDeletealmost done then its goretoys problem
ReplyDeleteI fed the baby for like 20 min, how much can a baby eat!!!!
ReplyDeletethis baby won't stop crying!!!!
ReplyDeleteit's past 6 and the baby won't turn off
ReplyDeleteI've been with this baby for too long, I can now recognize its cries
ReplyDeleteThe burping confused me because it still cries when your burping it, it took me a while to figure that out
ReplyDeleteI went to the grocery store with my baby and it started crying!!! people looked at me like I was crazy
ReplyDeleteMy baby woke me up probably 8 times last night.
ReplyDeleteI know which cry means what now, it's sad.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to eat a muffin but then the baby started crying so I fed it and it felt as if I was feeding it for a half an hour. It finally was finished and I went to go eat my muffin but it started crying again because it needed to be burped.
ReplyDeleteI was outside with my baby and my neighbors were really confused.
ReplyDeleteIt's all over now.. hallelujah!
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